monster

- what Karl Jacobs shoved up his ass in that one fanfic

Sapnap watched in disbelief as Karl shoved a monster can up his bussy all because he jokingly told him to.

by for bug May 28, 2021

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Monsterism

The act of drinking large amounts of Monster energy drinks is known as Monsterism. Monsterism is a serious disorder that can lead to negative health outcomes such as heart disease, kidney stones, strokes, diabetes, liver failure, and death. It may also result in increased aggression, anxiety, and depression. Monsterism may also cause changes in one's personality and interpersonal relationships.

If a person drinks large amounts of Monster energy drinks, this is a sign of a serious addiction. It is important that the person effected seek medical help immediately and receive treatment for this issue.

"Joe drinks Monster a lot"
"Oh yeah, he has Monsterism"

by Villagerjj January 10, 2024

clubstep monster

those cool asf structures from popular rhythm indie game geometry dash!!!

yo look at this clubstep monster

not now I'm busy
fym busy you're just sitting there cuh

by morting September 5, 2025

mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021

Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.

Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.

by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015