Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Monkey's Elbow

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome

Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.

by You'reShmoopy October 8, 2009