punching the salad bar 

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

punching the salad bar by batht May 16, 2018

Tossing the "side" salad 

This is when you toss the salad of a midget.

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.

Tossing the "side" salad by Obama4life June 20, 2018

Ground turkey in a salad 

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

Ground turkey in a salad by Mojaz July 20, 2018

tossing a desert salad 

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

tossing a desert salad by massive_schlong August 13, 2018

TX Potato Salad 

A group of Bulldogs

I have a bowl of TX potato salad!

TX Potato Salad by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018

Satan's Salad 

Just another way to refer to your local ganja. Mary-Jane, dope, weed, bud, cannabis, pot, greens, or the devil's lettuce - whatever the ...hell .. you call it.

Stoner 1: Yo bro, my dealer's got a new drop of Satan's Salad

Stoner 2: Hey man, that shit's ...fire...

Satan's Salad by BrainStormWonderthunder November 10, 2018

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019