reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Real Men

Real men use their size and strength to beat up women nearly or completely to death
When a woman complains or whines, real men beat them up and teaches them a lesson

Real Men beat women

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 27, 2023

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.

Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.

by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

The real 5th gen IT girl

"The real 5th gen IT girl" title was created for a girl named AHYEON who is a member of one of the most popular korean girl group! The title was given by fans because of her outstanding aura!

The Real 5th Gen IT girl: AHYEON

by ahyeontrend January 8, 2024

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023