Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

Chox Kill

Used in video games to describe a kill that should never have happened. Usually used in PvP FPS. Describes a new player who is totally oblivious to what he or she is doing yet manages to kill a much better seasoned player. An example of this would be a player reloading as someone is directly in front of them unloading a clip, but still manages to complete the reload, and killing the attacker. Originated from "TheXchox" on XB1 Siege who albeit always being a lower rank, always manages to score round winning kills which should never have happened.

He had his back turned to the enemy. took a bunch of bullets but still managed to turn around ever so slowly and get the chox kill.

by Q400 June 5, 2018

outclass kill

To kill someone with a weapon that outclasses theirs by a huge margin.

Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: Killing people with my Level 70 Onyx Hammer!
Person B: But all of those people only have Level 1 Worn Daggers.
Person A: A kill is a kill, regardless of the opponent!
Person B: Outclass kills aren’t any better than cheap shots, so fight someone at your own level!

by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018

countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Netflix & Kill

Enjoying some down time by watching a horror film on Netflix

Having a Netflix & Kill night- watching the entire Saw series and finishing with the Purge.

by Scrubby-dog September 23, 2018

Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.

Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

Lil kill

A fagot bitch ass nigga who’s mom a hoe

That nigga a lil kill

by Just gone March 6, 2019