escape shower

taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with

“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”

“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”

by delphiniumium April 24, 2023

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023