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Perfection In Human Form

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.
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Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
by partyofnone March 5, 2021
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Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.
“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already
by Grandule April 9, 2024
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The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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humans

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows
by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021
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Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future
Humanity creates hope
by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023
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