1. Someone who tries too hard, a poser.
2. Someone who can't think for themselves.
3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.
5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
2. Someone who can't think for themselves.
3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.
5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
Matt is such a fucking tool, he tries way too hard to fit in, and always says really stupid shit in that retarded deep voice.
by H. Jazz May 19, 2008
Get the fucking toolmug. by Skylar Michael December 28, 2007
Get the fuck it upmug. The funky mixture of juices and liquids that is generated when people fuck (e.g., sweat, sperm, and pussy juice).
by s'fisher July 5, 2005
Get the fuck juicemug. by me February 19, 2003
Get the fucked upmug. A cornstarch and water mixture used in thickening stews, sauces, etc. The term has been used by U.S. Army mess hall cooks, and it is presumably derived from its resemblance to bull semen.
by Beer Hunter April 23, 2006
Get the bull fuckmug. A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006
Get the Fuck Muppetmug. by Phillip F October 12, 2008
Get the Fuck Lifemug.