Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig May 24, 2011

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Chris Rogers

European Fag

Chris Rogers is a European Fag

by Haha556 November 04, 2022

Chris Duda

To enjoy sloppy seconds from Cousin

Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.

by Fancycarol December 27, 2016

Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 08, 2022

Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 10, 2017

chris whitfield

"The whaler hunter of the seas", To do the Chris Whitfield is to go where no man has gone before!

James did a "Chris Whitfield", at the party last night

by Yogi Bear ** November 29, 2014