Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

Bumping coochies

Bumping coochies means having sex between a man and a woman

My friend told me she was bumping coochies with this guy from the bar.

by Yinkayink4 May 10, 2022

Pumpee Bumpee

One who passes wind frequently and also enjoys partaking in daily bum pees.

The girl thought she had a serious illness, but she just needed to pump and go for a bum pee. What a pumpee bumpee!

by Pooob March 16, 2011

Bumpily

Something with a circular group of small, close together bumps.

My skin was very bumpily after keeping an ice cube on it for an hour.

by Grant Davis December 16, 2003

bumpsch

(exclaimation) 1. a response to a question or comment in the negative. 2. a word that sounds like profanity, but in fact isn't.

Do you want to go the the movies? Bumpsch.

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

bumpsch

{bumpsch}...a bad performance; ie,
people who can't sing

auditions for American Idol

by Nana Florence Foster January 20, 2004