Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.

fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child

by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024

Asshole

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it

You such an asshole, God, u always want to control something...

by iloveinfo September 5, 2021

Asshole

Taylor swift

Did you see assholes concert last night it made me pass out

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.

Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.

by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021

Asshole

Steffan

I like putting my dick in a asshole

by TheTragicOof March 10, 2020

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole shiner

A dog who flaunts their asshole publicly with no shame.

Look at that dogs asshole shiner.

by Madam La’rue April 13, 2025