Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.

You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!

by Pyloco December 12, 2023

apple vision pro

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.

The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.

by glubglubglubglub March 12, 2025

Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

apple

what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022

apple

Overpriced

The new book Apple made costs about $300, I think I'll pass

by Madcap_ November 15, 2016

apple

1 not an orange

2 not a grapefruit

"pass that apple"

by Pog_Bruh May 4, 2021

ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021