Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.

"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow

by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022

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Apple Juice

whoever likes apple juice has a piss kink

ew you have a piss kink.. u like apple juice

by antipisskinkclub July 1, 2021

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Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

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apple

You should know what an apple is...

apple

by SomeRandomPersonSomebodyElse October 8, 2019

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notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.

Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

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the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

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