The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
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He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
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Get the top shelf redneck mug.When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
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Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
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