Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

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Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps

Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.

by Bibly November 7, 2012

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When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

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Sock and Awe

A high-concept, low-budget performance art piece wherein two weirdly-in-sync people hide behind a drop-down projector screen in a bar—usually in front of a bench or wall, ideally a soft padded one, creating an intimate speakeasy/tatami-like setting. Sometimes participants stick their feet out from under the projection screen, silently suggesting to onlookers that they’re making out. Bonus points if you leave your wallet unattended and the staff has to rescue it like it's a lost child at a carnival.

"We were just gonna enjoy some N/A Coronas, but next thing you know we’re all sock and awe like it’s a Fringe show."
"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."

by MadameSully June 28, 2025

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Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

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