The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the the water that hardens the egg softens the potatomug. When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.
by Daggur111 May 13, 2016
Get the potato brigademug. A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011
Get the Potato Scrapermug. 1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.
1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"
by :○) June 12, 2022
Get the Potatomug. Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potatomug. Party potatoes are mashed potatoes mixed with cream cheese, sour cream and milk, then baked to a creamy goodness. Also known as party "potes".
by Bean_0916 March 28, 2009
Get the party potatoesmug. 1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.
2. To describe poor quality.
2. To describe poor quality.
by BallShifter January 21, 2017
Get the Potatomug.