jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe

Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )

by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016

Jacob

someone who gets no money

Gurt so Jacob

by gurtjacob May 8, 2025

Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.

Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.

by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022