Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.

“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”

by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025

Procuct

A procuct is a product brought to market by founders who build for themself and not the market. It is typically over engineered very passionately and is given to a salesman to sell despite no one on earth wanting it. Procuct is a combination between product and cuck. A procuct cannot sell, all it is capable of doing is stun-locking a junior salesman for 6 months to 1 year. The salesman, now makes no money and watches his friends all get rich selling real products.

'James got a 'job' working from those founders we met the other day. He has to know they're building a procuct right? He probably will want me to shoot a dm in 3 months of a cuck chair and talk about the revenue I generate selling my product.'

by helmetrabbit October 15, 2025

Procastimate

To be overlooked and not chosen

I felt so procastimated in the art competition

by Blessi wa pirara November 21, 2025

Prockatrinidor

Prockatrinidor is a slang word created by a certain Prockatrinidor. When you call someone a Prockatrinidor you are showing them the utmost kindness, respect, and Stickgodness

Ts so Prockatrinidor

by Stickgod November 23, 2025

Procarious

Usually a fat bald man, dishing out verbal to the mandem

This waste man is being bear procarious

by Gymlad69 November 27, 2025

Proctologist boot

Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.

Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.

(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours

by 0069RIGID December 10, 2025

faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 3, 2008