in the pipes

1. Being in the process of doing a drug deal, or just being in the drug dealing business.
2. A state of being completely stoned or OD (overdosed for you dumbasses).

Joe (on the phone)- "hey dude, you wanna hang out later?"
Bob- "One minute man, I'm in the pipes."

by Spartanman July 6, 2007

Rusty Pipes

Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.

When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.

When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.

"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"

Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!

Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!

Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.

by Bak Brien 6969 June 15, 2011

peter piper

One who sucks on a penis much like as it was a pipe, except for with no carborator.

Let's go eat at Peter Pipes His Penis. Oops, i meant to say Peter Piper Pizza.

by anonymous March 7, 2004

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Piper

female/gross/fat/ugly/rude. doesn't care about others. seeks unneeded attention all the time. drug head. inconsiderate. bipolar. two faced. not trustworthy or responsible. horrible friend. complete hoe-bag, skank/whore/slut; mother fucking cheater and pathological liar; stealer of boyfriends; total weirdo; soon-to-be prostitute (grade-a prostitute in training); Cock sucker of all kind; at least 99.2% chance of having STDs; willing to hook-up (or have sexual intercourse) with anything that walks... or crawls; terrible in bed. failure in life.

Ew. That girl is such a Piper. Dude, don't touch her or you will get major cooties.

by tabcapslockshift November 21, 2010

gemma piper

gemma piper is individual, querky, artistic, musical and f*cking cool.

gemma piper is individual, querky, artistic, musical and f*cking cool.

by roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 22, 2009