Milk sandwich

To jizz in a sandwich and give it to your Partner

I gave Megan a milk sandwich last night

by Milk sandwich August 17, 2015

Making Chocolate Milk

When you take a diarrhea shit and then jerk off and ejaculate into the shit. Then you mix it around with a spoon and or fork. You refer to this action as "Making Chocolate Milk."

"I'm gonna be Making Chocolate Milk all night tonight."
"Travis left for a bit, he's Making Chocolate Milk."
"I took a shit last night and started Making Chocolate Milk."

by Benjipkc September 20, 2020

Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

by Evil October 18, 2003

cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

by leddynamite May 7, 2007

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

Donkey Milk

When milk comes from places it couldn't come from.

Bryan: Donkey Milk is fucking gross

by Egokiller April 27, 2010

Milk-Stirrer

When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?

Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.

Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.

Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Ted: Okay.

*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*

by Manboobs are Cool April 21, 2011