rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011

shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005