shizen monkey

A shit coverd monkey who loves the cock.

That shizen monkey smells good.

by Stony/Shaggy January 08, 2005

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

by skrill monkey March 17, 2007

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt

i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit

by fatawesome October 10, 2007

Monkey's Elbow

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome

Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.

by You'reShmoopy October 08, 2009

monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high

Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!

by DyMiC May 01, 2011