Nintendo Juice

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.

Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.

by Give the moose his food, Eli December 5, 2019

bean juice

When your trying to strain your beans but u don’t Have a strainer do you have to strain it yourself so you get bean juices on you.

Damean: “I got bean juice on my brand new Gucci slides!”

by Daddy donkey horse 2 December 9, 2019

Bajooga juice

Juice from male titties that taste odly good

John:Bro what is this stuff
Bob:I think it's bajooga juice

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Poppy Juice

Only a high level toxic drink
Ingredients

One poppy flower

A piece of poppy’s poop
And lions poop

Poppy Juice has only killed 829,917,712 people

by Hi peps December 23, 2019

funny juice

What the Sandman uses to make anybody unconscious for transporting one to another.

The sandman cometh with the Funny Juice

by OreganoMeme December 24, 2019

Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine

Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice

by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020

welch juice

A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.

Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”

Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”

by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020