Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Socking

Using a xtra large tube sock as a condom, and sticking your sock engulfed penis into a woman’s anal cavity.

Man: “Are you ready to get socked baby?”
Woman: “Penetrate me with your sock penis daddy”
Post Socked:

Woman: “I love Socking soooo much”

by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019

socking

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.

(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"

Yeah man, I was socking his wife and she had no idea.

by Jamlpr February 7, 2019

SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.

Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

Boppin socks

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.

Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night

John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her

Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage

by anonymous July 2, 2021

Meat sock

A wet hollow pipe that sits between a woman’s legs.

Hey dude , i fucked Kassandras meat sock yesterday

Hey isn’t it time you clean your meat sock?

by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018