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Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
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Dude Food

Food that only dudes or “dudettes” eat.

Or

The type of lesbians that you wonder why they’re with the hot chick.
Yo! Let me get some of that dude food!

Or

How did she land someone so hot?
She’s in it for the “Dude Food”.
by Hatter34 April 19, 2022
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Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon
by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018
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Black dog food

"My fiend say he want a black dog food so I'm tar shoppin"
by Operation kwas February 12, 2024
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Food day

A day to eat everything you want and love without regret
My stomach is gonna explode on FOOD DAY.
by Bubiiii July 25, 2019
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food is plastic

Refers to unhealthy processed junk foods.
I cant eat Mc'Donalds their food is plastic.
by Ronaldinho10Jr July 23, 2017
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food stupid

Condition when you eat too much and your body's energy leaves the brain to focus on digestion
Man, we went to OG last night and I got so food stupid that I started to slur.
by Bizzzach August 5, 2008
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