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Fake niggah

A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving
Fake niggah by Bigj775982 May 12, 2014

Fake Tan Friday (FTF) 

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

Fake a Shit 

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
Fake a Shit by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014
When a couple breaks up but then quickly gets back together. Sometimes one or both of the partners "fake up" with the intention of getting back together. Other times one partner breaks up with the other impulsively and realizes it was a mistake, causing him/her to quickly make amends and get back together. Thus, the fake up can be intentional or unplanned.
R Money and K Fab had a fake up at the party the other night.
Fake up by R Money June 19, 2014

fake dubbing 

Leaving a bullshit text or voice message. Using the objectivity of text message to let someone purposely draw the wrong conclusion.
My boyfriend was fake dubbing in the text he sent me. He is hiding what he is really up to.
fake dubbing by tomtom tom October 30, 2014

fake elites 

Made by Walmart for the people who don't want to spend 15$ on socks. There still comfy none of the less but it proves that we buy elites for the design
fake elites by The basketball squad November 11, 2014