clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dicked Down

When the dick game is strong

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down

by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

Dick Gravy

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

by Datnigga May 4, 2004

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?

by smpoza February 21, 2009

Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

by DMoocher November 2, 2008

Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.

Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.

by Garrand57 May 10, 2011