clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dicked Down

When the dick game is strong

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down

by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

Dick Gravy

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

by Datnigga May 4, 2004

dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

Yoga Dick

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!

Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!

by Beejerciser May 8, 2011

Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.

Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.

by Garrand57 May 10, 2011

Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?

by smpoza February 21, 2009