Douche Nard 

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

Douche Nard by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

douche picture 

A "Douche Picture" is where someone or someones are doing something douch bag like in a photograph of any sort of way or form. It can also be used to refere to a person taking the picture.

1.Tom takes a picture of his brother Jim, Jim sticks up the middle finger. Jim's action makes the picture a Douche Picture.

2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".

douche picture by Jeffreytheasian August 6, 2010

douche monster 

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

douche monster by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Douche bag wrapper 

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.

That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?

Douche bag wrapper by girl from Madrid July 9, 2011

Douche Ma Gouche 

Wash my filthy Vagina
When a vagina is so dirty it needs help

That girl is so dutty...she calls the sanitation dept and asks for the Douche Ma Gouche.

Douche Ma Gouche by Soca C March 25, 2013

Douche-Kanush 

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.

"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"

Douche-Kanush by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021

Douche Wagon 

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

Douche Wagon by Steebr77 December 31, 2004