A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
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by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald mumps mug.an absolute maniac. He's a good person, but an absolute 100% push on till death, horrible idea-making person. he will also do crazy stuff for fun or because someone paid him 50 bucks, or maybe they said "no balls". If you didn't ask him a question, but looks like he's thinking, get the fuck away IMMEDIATELY, he's coming up with something that will get someone killed. Other than that, a good training coach. he's also a bit insecure of the way he looks, but still pulls relatively well.
you see that guy over there punching a tv? why's he doin that?
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
oh, thats Donald. he joked around about it and i said no balls.
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The 45th president of the United States of America. A unpopular American President who is viewed for his conservative radicalized views on birth right citizenship and deporting American born Blacks back to Africa, Immigration polies, subjection of the the freedom of speech and constitutional liberties; the abhorrent disregard to our constitution. He is known for his weaponization of politics and is believed to have been an active bystander and the cause to the January 6th insurrection. A forgiven international war criminal, has also been indited with 91 felonies and convicted of 34 felonies. His actions, mental status and views have show shocking similarities to Adolf Hitler. A grumbler and complainer on social media and as a leader has started a few international conflicts with nothing more than a child like post on social media.
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