Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020

sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad

Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say

Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"

by i_am_mom February 11, 2024

Dad

G. O. N. E.

Student: How do you spell dad
Teacher: G. O. N. E.

by 69MaNigga69 October 15, 2019

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)

i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲

by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021

My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

by My Dadd August 22, 2021

living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 14, 2009

Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025

"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025