Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

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Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass

JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳

by Lmao life January 17, 2026

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Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose

The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise

by NippleHerder January 31, 2026

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A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.

Alabama sucks hard

by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026

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Alabama circus train

The act of the circus balloons with many people. From the caboose till it's lose.

The caboose is one person who farts into another mouth and they pass it down the train line.

All 5 is us tried the Alabama circus train and I was the caboose.

by Circus Master February 18, 2026

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