the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.
dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010
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A: Since the college campus closed, my teen takes all his classes on zoom.
B: what a zoomer, let him be!
B: what a zoomer, let him be!
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Get the zoogatron mug.a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.
U fuckin' zookeeper!
by calloom May 27, 2006
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by notazoomerboy October 28, 2019
Get the Zoomer mug.Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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