Any type of elixir, pill, medicine, or cure sold as a "miracle cure" or an "easy fix" to some ailment or disease that a person is experiencing. Used as a replacement for things that could and should be fixed by a clean diet and regular exercise (such as obesity). The side effects to this "cure" are often worse than the disease it claims to treat. It is a product pushed on the trusting public in an effort to line the pockets of a drug company; with no regard to the damage it will inflict on unsuspecting people. See also snake oil
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by Minecraft81835487123587 October 15, 2018
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Zoiphkal is sucking pp again and eating his bao bao no more Fortnite for u.
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by PP SkinjyOminja November 19, 2018
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by Combatprorater September 4, 2019
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John: I'm not a necrophilie but I'd totally fuck a zombie.
Carl: So you're into zomophilia?
John: Yeah, I guess...
Carl: So you're into zomophilia?
John: Yeah, I guess...
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