Zesty

Meaning an individual (preferably a straight male) either speaks or carries himself in a homosexual manner while maintaining his straight lifestyle.

Male 1: Yo bro, hop on call of duty.

Male 2: Can’t right now. I’m hanging out with the girlies. We’re watching Twilight and doing TikTok dance’s together.

Male 1: Aww hell nah. Bro zesty as hell.

Male 3: Bro is the zest-lord.

by minkn28 March 23, 2023

Zest Fest Overload

A zest fest overload is when a group of people start having a very zesty interaction or conversation. This gets so bad to the point where you get a zest fest overload or so much zest that it becomes bad

Vampire: Why don't you come over here and let me suck you
Human: Nah you wont steal my fluids

Vampire: I'll make you one of us

Human: Shut your zesty ass up before you cause a zest fest overload

by anonymous July 3, 2023

Zesta

An insult twords wiggers that originates from the brand of crackers known as Zesta. White=Cracker=Zesta

That Zesta thinks he's black, but everyone knows that he's a fucking wigger.

by AfrosGetYouChicks August 5, 2003

Zesty

A sexy muscle beast that's infinitely moist because he bathes in the blood of jelly beans every 667 seconds.

1. Zesty is so great. He is just the best UnityHaven Staff.

by TotalyIsntZesty April 16, 2017

zesty pesty

A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough*
Nick: What?
Ben: i just got a zesty pesty.
Nick: OH gross. Have some coke.

by Murmadamus June 6, 2010

Zesty Alfredo

Masculine emissions following a night spent at an Italian restaurant.

After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.

by CrownJules November 13, 2010

zeptometer

a billionth of a millionth of a hundred thousandth of a ten thousandth of a thousandth of a hundredth of tenth of one,

your penis is a zeptometer Trevor Joseph Jones!

by anabot December 18, 2015