wunkle my uncle

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.

Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

wunky

wine crunky (wine drunk with some crunk)

that wine got me actin’ pretty wunky

by rimcity July 13, 2018

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

wrinklebrain

One who is clever, intelligent, and quick on their feet. In contrast to a smoothbrain.

Andrew got an A in the hardest class in our school! He must be a true wrinklebrain.

by Kahni March 13, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

jimmy wrinkle

Slang term for a woman's vagina. Possibly British in origin. Simply, a "wrinkle" in which one might put one's jimmy.

"My girlfriend has not shaved her jimmy wrinkle for many days."

by titmouse September 8, 2008