Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.

My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.

by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022

Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 1, 2018

Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.

My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.

by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020