wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

Purple Wonder

the tip of a man's penis

I love to suck that man's purple wonder!

by Stacy February 22, 2004

The Stevie Wonder

To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"

Dude introduced Lindsey to The Stevie Wonder last night and she ran face first into the wall

by Mike Spencbrough November 11, 2009

Wonder Bunny

Someone from the state of Delaware

Sylvia cannot be a wonder bunny because she is from california

by the wb December 17, 2009

Stevie Wondering

To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.

What are you Stevie Wondering about?

by ichigosweet October 8, 2010

Wonder Toast

Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.

His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.

by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007

Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019