woman

these bitches will not touch you. that's your uncle's job.

Guy 1: "bro fuck women, me and my uncle smash all the time."
Guy 2: "yeah your uncle's so much better than them anyway."

*woman hears conversation and cries like a little bitch*

woman by TACO TIDDIES January 10, 2022

woman

a creature very similar to man. so similar that many have mistaken women for men, and also for members of mankind. and, although woman and man can indeed mate and produce viable offspring, they are clearly not of the same species, characterized by their tendency to be sucubi and a general lack of logical thought processes altogether.

joe: "hey, i met this woman on the internet."
jack: "what, so you're into women now? that's sick man. bestiality is illegal you know."

woman by dystopiate November 6, 2007

Woman

What you shout when she's not in the kitchen

WOMAN... BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

Woman by theSUPREMEgender January 10, 2010

WOMAN

FINDS REMOTES

Man: "I lost my remote"

Woman: "I'll find it"

WOMAN by RemoteFinder May 4, 2010

woman

a word commonly used by baby wolf

baby wolf: omg woman! cut that shit out

woman by BabyWolf September 12, 2010

Woman

a 'woman' is a creature quite like a man, except that they have two penises on the the upper half of their body, and a small clam like thing down where men have theirs. they normally are better looking than a man, but are much less muscly.
the term 'woman' was originally 'woe for man' but was shortened as the lanuage developed. 'woe for man' came from the fact that men were generally discredited by woman, causing them woe

'you son of a bitch! you couldn't clean the dishes if u tried!'
'stop being such a bitch, woman!'

Woman by hahahilariousnot April 16, 2010

Woman

the better gender

what do you identify as?

a strong and powerful woman

Woman by cheeriselite December 29, 2020