Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

Tinball Wizard

Man who has had a testicle replaced by a prosthesis

Did you hear about Ross? He lost a bollock and he's a tinball wizard now!

by Hkquin August 20, 2013

Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz is a movie classic. It's the most watched family movie of all times.

The Wizard of Oz opened in theaters on August 25, 1939 and has since became the best- loved movie in history.

Linda has never seen "The Wizard of Oz" , the most watched movie in the world. GOOD LORD!!!

by Siskel/Ebert June 30, 2023