up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 24, 2010

Jehovah's Witness Apostate

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.

Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.

"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"

by robinall March 24, 2007

Anna Wintour

Editor of the American version of Vogue magazine. She is the the skeletal woman without a soul who inspired the book "The Devil Wears Prada." She is the stereotypical evil, controlling bitch boss. Her exact opposite would be the far nicer and far more successful Oprah. She is proof that money and designer duds can't hide the lack of class. Her evil ways are often revealed by her workers. She has been famously pelted with red paint for wearing lots of fur.

Anna Wintour made her staff take down all the holiday decorations that they worked hard to set up.

Did you see the picture of Anna Wintour getting pelted by peta supporters? It was in the middle of the frickin summer.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

withoutness

The amazing feeling of freedom and happiness you get when you're finally rid of that one thing you detest. It's the complete feeling of liberty and resolve after being surpressed and chained.

After years of battling the terrible disease, she no longer needed to worry as the feeling of withoutness was freeing and liberating.

Once he left the home forever, withoutness set in and it was wonderful!

by suzgirl September 26, 2017

you could have gone all day without saying that

The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.

Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."

John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"

by dH.core June 27, 2008

wino

one who is chronically addicted to drinking wine

I used to be a wino, before joining AA.

by SJ April 25, 2004