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withoutness 

The amazing feeling of freedom and happiness you get when you're finally rid of that one thing you detest. It's the complete feeling of liberty and resolve after being surpressed and chained.
After years of battling the terrible disease, she no longer needed to worry as the feeling of withoutness was freeing and liberating.

Once he left the home forever, withoutness set in and it was wonderful!
withoutness by suzgirl September 26, 2017
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withitness

a teacher's awareness of what is going on in all parts of the classroom at all times and the communication of this awareness to students both verbally and nonverbally
Teachers with expert withitness have "eyes in the back of their heads."
withitness by Melissa Coyle September 10, 2006

withoutreason 

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties
Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai
withoutreason by Ryan May 6, 2003

Withitness

Educational jargon for being aware. Like knowing when students are on their phones in class.
Student:”What’s Withitness?”
Prof: “Being aware of what is going on in class.”
Student: “Why not just say awareness?”
Prof: “Because Withitness sounds better and we can act like we’re better than others by having jargon that only we understand.”
Withitness by ShrewDannon April 11, 2023

Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.
Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon
Grease WithoutHerSpoon by Twunk102 December 3, 2025
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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