Lawrie’s witnesses

I Christian group who follow the lord which is lawrie

“ I love lawrie’s witnesses

by Lawrie W. November 8, 2020

jehovah witnessing

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.

When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.

by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

jehovahs witness

"Jehovah's Witness" without an apostrophe

Somebody else here added a definition for "jehovahs witness", thus creating this new page, instead of adding to the already existing "Jehovah's Witness" or "Jehovah's Witnesses" definitions.

by Bill M. August 27, 2004

Jehova's Witness

Also known as J DUB. A religion which grants its members a reason to be lazy and do nothing with their lives nor get involved in anything important as they are serving God, not man.

"I cannot vote because Jehovah's people stand neutral in light of the political world because we serve God and not men."

Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?

by crazyassbitch September 29, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses

The 144k sequestered Witnesses testifying in the longest trial in history. They're not supposed to talk about the trial but can't help themselves and won't shut up about it. At the kangaroo courthouse the defense will Cross-examine the hostile Witnesses and then call the Methodists to the stand to discredit all of Jehovah's Witnesses. Whether Kato Kailin is to testify is still uncertain, nonetheless, the trial is expected to wrap up around the year 3030 with Judgement Day sometime in April, however the JW legal team will almost certainly appeal the decision and demand a re-trial.

Headline: "Christmas Cancelled Again!! Persecution to call Jehovah's Witness #133,411 next week." also: "Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower leaflet discovered in chambers - Judge Judy to Step Down"

In Other News: "Muslim Jihadi explodes onto the scene, siezes the lead in the race to heaven - #144,001 enters Pearly Gates as Donny & Marie's bicycles are damaged by mysterious bombing excommunicating them out of the race - Utah outraged."

Politics Today: "Burning Bush singes eyebrows during pagan oil and fire ritual and false idol worship of wealth and power"

by Russ & Linda August 23, 2007

Jehovah's Witnesses

people dedicated to God to do his will, or rather are led to believe that they are doing gods will

"The Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door today I just told them that I wasnt interested and they kept talking so I shut the door, but they refused to let me by placing their foot in the door, So I asked them to leave before I called the police to have them removed"

by red-suns-driver April 10, 2007

Wigless

Wigless is when your rlly shocked about sum shit or just surprised.

Oh my god did you see that ugly local! I’m wigless!

by a_gay_goat November 23, 2018