wiener wear

dick accessories

i went to lions den to go buy wiener wear for my cock

by quty1223456 September 30, 2018

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS

Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER

by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018

belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013

Wiener wreath

When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.

They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.

by Barke Slons January 17, 2022

Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties

Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.

by MrShocker May 1, 2018

Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016