Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014

Wiener pringle

A pringle made to put on your wiener for others consumption

My husband had a wiener pringle on his thing and I decided to eat it

by Milkhorny April 27, 2020

Huge Wiener

A huge cock that may or may not rip a vagina apart

Damn thats a huge wiener you've got there

by MilfSlayer69420 June 19, 2018

wiener wear

dick accessories

i went to lions den to go buy wiener wear for my cock

by quty1223456 September 30, 2018

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013