When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce
It's fairly obvious...
by Dan Thompson November 18, 2003
A woman with a female "savior syndrome" that dates people in a bad place them builds them up as "mr perfect" until he grows stronger and asserts himself as a man, but still loves her. Once the black widow knows her pray is built up as a man. She crushes him no matter how much he loves her because she wants to feel like someone needs her and that she is responsible for everything he has. She feels inclined to make people perfect to compensate for there own flaws and in turn makes herself a controlling manipulative bitch. She will date people that are douchey or in a low place so watch out if your heart is for the taking. "She will eat you alive"
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex:2 That black widow bitch just used me to compensate for her own personal failures she's useless to society and a poison in the hearts of all man stay away from her she'll turn u into a puppet and try to consume your soul
by gavintaketa December 02, 2014
A woman who is left in a temporary "widowed" state due to her significant others prolonged bathroom sessions.
by FaptimusPrime February 28, 2015
A rock band based out of Richmond Hill, Ontario. Members include Samuel, Anton, Christian, and Elisha.
by wwwwhite wwwwwidow December 28, 2006
The spouse, partner, or lover of someone who attends the annual Burning Man event in Black Rock City, NV that happens the week before, and including, Labor Day. As the event approaches, the spouse, partner, or lover feels increasingly abandoned while the crazed Burner becomes consumed with preparation for the event. The Burning Man widow eventually gives up all hope of making contact with the crazed Burner, even though they may live in the same house.
The average Burner can be gone anywhere from three days to three weeks. When the Burner returns, it pees itself blathering on and on about what happened at the Burn, while already making preparations for the following year. The Burning Man widow listens patiently (for the first couple of weeks), while trying to prevent their eyes from glazing over, but eventually becomes indifferent or irritated by the constant mention of the Man. Every conversation is peppered with obscure references to various theme camps, art cars, playa foot, the Temple, and port-a-pottie signage.
Oh boy, I can't wait until next year to hear the Greeters say "Welcome Home"!!!
The average Burner can be gone anywhere from three days to three weeks. When the Burner returns, it pees itself blathering on and on about what happened at the Burn, while already making preparations for the following year. The Burning Man widow listens patiently (for the first couple of weeks), while trying to prevent their eyes from glazing over, but eventually becomes indifferent or irritated by the constant mention of the Man. Every conversation is peppered with obscure references to various theme camps, art cars, playa foot, the Temple, and port-a-pottie signage.
Oh boy, I can't wait until next year to hear the Greeters say "Welcome Home"!!!
by thatsbennett2u October 03, 2009
a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd
by nate big sexy July 12, 2006
A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.
The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.
by Zafpo0 June 12, 2010