wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday

by Tim February 5, 2005

blunt wednesday

The act of smoking blunts all day on every wednesday of the week. When one participates in blunt wednesday, they smoke literally all day. Waking and baking, then smoking all day whenever he/she deems necessary. Smoking before one goes to bed is a must. BUt what makes blunt wednesday unique is that you must stay high ALL DAY. No sobriety can be felt.

Yo, it's blunt wednesday!

by the man May 13, 2005

eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

Gay Wednesday

That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.

Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.

by Billcheese1 January 27, 2010

Black Wednesday

Blackout Wednesday
–noun
the night before Thanksgiving Day, often celebrated with merrymaking. one of the biggest drinking days of the year.

I got so drunk on Black Wednesday that I began making awkward sexual advances.

by Binge Drinker March 30, 2009

beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.

Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.

by otter totter August 22, 2011

Wednesday Suit Day

A tradition in which it is customary to wear a suit on the last Wednesday of each month. The origins of "Wednesday Suit Day" are widely debated: some believe it dates back to 19th Century England when, typically on Wednesdays, Parliament was held and all members were required to dress in formal attire. Others believe the "Wednesday Suit Day" tradition began irrationally in Richmond, VA, when two co-workers agreed upon the last Wednesday of each month being a day suitable for suit wearing. Many agree that "Wednesday Suit Day" finds it's genesis from a high school senior taking fictitious character "Barney"'s command to "Suit Up!" from the American TV series "How I Met Your Mother" a little too seriously. Although the background is undetermined, many people still honor the Wednesday Suit Day tradition today.

"Hey, Logan, what are you wearing to class tomorrow?"
"First off: weird question. Second: it's Wednesday Suit Day, suit up!"

by Zaphod_Beelbebr0x November 29, 2012