a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
by 2bhuge March 3, 2011
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A type of alcoholic drink that is a combination of trinidad scorpion peppers, Ghost chili pepper hot sauce and Gold Tequila. Named after the creator at Paul Smiths college.
Man I just shot flame out my touch hole, because of that Weaver Shot last night; what the fuck was I thinking?
by Tiny the dinosaur October 18, 2013
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Someone who smells or looks really, REALLY
y badly, “Weavercore”
Based off a joke that originated by a kid in CJH schools, we like to use this term for anything that’s disgusting, humiliating, stupid, or just overall.. “weaver.”
Someone who smells or looks really, REALLY
y badly, “Weavercore”
Based off a joke that originated by a kid in CJH schools, we like to use this term for anything that’s disgusting, humiliating, stupid, or just overall.. “weaver.”
“Did you see that kid with that ugly shirt and the gross looking greasy hair?”
Yeah man.. that’s totally Weavercore 2.0
..without the 2.0
Yeah man.. that’s totally Weavercore 2.0
..without the 2.0
by Mani love its Los February 21, 2022
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by tittywrinkle mcgee January 22, 2009
Get the rad-weasel mug.A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009
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