Boney Walrus

When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.

I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus

by Nebdood October 22, 2023

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 14, 2011

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 28, 2015

Shit Walrus

When one (typically male gender) chews on another humans shit with their upper row of teeth.

Holy shit brad, i’ve been dying to do a Shit Walrus with you.

by Ravi_Shankar June 30, 2022

walrus nose

a nose of a person so big it looks like a walrus nose

shelden's nose looks like it has a tumar, it must be walrus nose

by ducksauce November 04, 2006

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 09, 2013

build that walrus

Build that walrus means succeeding at whatever task you are talking about at the time. When changed to "that's not building a walrus", it can mean someone did something bad.

Example one:
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)

Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"

by WalrusBuilder April 25, 2017