Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch

Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!

by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011

Boney Walrus

When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.

I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus

by Nebdood October 21, 2023

Shit Walrus

When one (typically male gender) chews on another humans shit with their upper row of teeth.

Holy shit brad, i’ve been dying to do a Shit Walrus with you.

by Ravi_Shankar June 30, 2022

walrus nose

a nose of a person so big it looks like a walrus nose

shelden's nose looks like it has a tumar, it must be walrus nose

by ducksauce November 4, 2006

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Walrus Manouver

Having sex doggie style with an obese, buck toothed woman.

Adam LOVES the walrus manouver!

by moggle_poggle February 28, 2009