The act of applying an Alaskan Pipeline onto one's forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned Alaskan Pipeline insert into the Anus.
Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
by Weatherford'13 November 20, 2011
Get the Prancing Unicorn mug.Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.
I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.
He must have a Unicorn Dick.
Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.
He must have a Unicorn Dick.
Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.
by autobrick December 25, 2009
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Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...
by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017
Get the Unicorn mug.The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
by UtterKaos June 30, 2011
Get the Purple Unicorn mug.When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.
by abz to the rock July 2, 2011
Get the Brown Unicorn mug.The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".
by myana___ February 13, 2008
Get the The Invisible Pink Unicorn mug.A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.
by diosmioalejandra May 9, 2008
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