Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012
Get the Muddy Unicorn mug.Crotch unicorn has - commonly - three typical meanings.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. It can be used as unicorn slang for prostitute or just a typical slap up whore.
2. It is a description of the dingly dangly bits of a Unicorn in an OK! Magazine.
3. Zayn Malik's dick - I mean, er, dingly dangly bits.
Yes, I am indeed a posh slob.
1. "Oh gosh cherry lip blossom, my unicorn friend - stay away from that crotch unicorn!"
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
2. "Mummy unicorn - I think there's something wrong with my crotch unicorn!"
3. Perrie enjoy's Zayn's crotch unicorn.
by BatGirlBiatch February 18, 2014
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The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011
Get the Unicorn Fucker mug.Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
by lak1214 January 7, 2012
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Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
Get the Unicorn Lice mug.A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 22, 2014
Get the Unicorn Trap mug.Euphemism for "reputation points" that can be earned by users of any Stack Exchange site (e.g. Stack Overflow); earned mostly by posting high quality questions/answers.
1. That being said, if you post a good bug report here, you'll tend to get lots of Unicorn Points for your question reporting it.
2. See this screenshot I spent a lot of unicorn points to make
3. So I was on an aimless stroll through the SE Leaderboards and planning admiring unicorn points when I figured I'd shift to another site to be more productive.
2. See this screenshot I spent a lot of unicorn points to make
3. So I was on an aimless stroll through the SE Leaderboards and planning admiring unicorn points when I figured I'd shift to another site to be more productive.
by Unicorn Points January 6, 2015
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