Unicorn

A unicorn is a mystical creature with a colorful series of patterns on there body and in there hair. they have there own secret lands and language. hehehehehe. they have magical powers and spread good vibes along with dreams. they also travel in packs and can fly!!🦄

London Loves Unicorns

by londonon March 16, 2017

Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight

Unicorn chair

by Firecatmew September 7, 2021

Facebook Unicorn

A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).

Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?

Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.

Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.

by geauxtigers24242424 July 19, 2011

Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

stop tickling furry unicorns

Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".

Stop tickling furry unicorns

by Fluffy Dinos April 5, 2016

Unicron

Big, Shaq sized Transformer who eats up any planet or moon in it's path. Basically the baddest mofo in the universe. He has a "planet mode" in which he consumes planets and also a robot mode. First appearance was in the 1980's Transformers Cartoon Movie, in which he rebuilt a defeated Megatron into Galvatron, and in return he made Galvatron his bitch. But at the end of the film Hot Rod turned into Rodimus Prime via The Matrix (Allspark in live movie) and Rodimus used The Matrix to destroy Unicron.
Unicron better appear in the next live movie.
Also note that Unicron had epic voice. And oh ya, the movie takes place in the year 2005, so it all happened 2 years ago...
Unicron:"For a time…I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...its dismemberment!"

RE1000: "What's that thing eating the moon up there in space? Ohhhh it's The Unicron!"

by RE1000 August 30, 2007